Okay. Admit it. You know that you have done this at SOME point during your gaming career. Every self-respecting gamer has at some point, and I guarantee that most of you have had this conversation with your gamer friends more than once!
Oh, and I definitely would be the Bard!
High intelligence – 18
Above average wisom – 14
Above average dexterity – 15
Moderate strength – 10
Above average charisma (for a geek) – 9
Good health – 13
Jack-of-all-trades. I’d probably be in the rogue group but not a thief or assassin.
Yep, been there, done that! Funny thing though – we actually did a campaign where the group (playing ourselves) was transported to an AD&D world. It was lots of fun!
Sadly, in truth, I’d be a commoner in DnD. In shadowrun I’d be a bitchin sweet street sammie… only cause in SR you can buy your way to awesome
I feel the same way that I do about my survival skills if we were to descend into a post-apocalyptic, Beyond Thunderdome type world — I’d be one of the first exterminated due to my lack of those aformentioned skills.
Strength: 12, Practical Strength: 5
Intelligence: 13, Street / Survival Smarts: 4
Wisdom: 13 — enough to know that I lack Practical Strength and Survival Smarts
Dexterity: 14 — decent, but just bad enough to get myself killed
Constitution: 6 — are you kidding? I’m always getting sick. I’d be dead if it weren’t for the discovery of modern antibiotics.
Charisma: 14 — good enough to piss someone off enough to have me killed.
No wonder I’m not an anarchist.
too embarrassing to list my own stats…
Although, according to http://easydamus.com/character.html, I’m:
Neutral Good Elf Bard/Sorcerer (3rd/3rd Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 14
Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 13
Wisdom- 13
Charisma- 14
Alignment:
Neutral Good- A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment because it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.
Race:
Elves are known for their poetry, song, and magical arts, but when danger threatens they show great skill with weapons and strategy. Elves can live to be over 700 years old and, by human standards, are slow to make friends and enemies, and even slower to forget them. Elves are slim and stand 4.5 to 5.5 feet tall. They have no facial or body hair, prefer comfortable clothes, and possess unearthly grace. Many others races find them hauntingly beautiful.
Primary Class:
Bards- Bards often serve as negotiators, messengers, scouts, and spies. They love to accompany heroes (and villains) to witness heroic (or villainous) deeds firsthand, since a bard who can tell a story from personal experience earns renown among his fellows. A bard casts arcane spells without any advance preparation, much like a sorcerer. Bards also share some specialized skills with rogues, and their knowledge of item lore is nearly unmatched. A high Charisma score allows a bard to cast high-level spells.
Secondary Class:
Sorcerers- Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.
Thanks to Werner Fischli for the link!
Hehe here’s what I got, although I doubt the accuracy
Neutral Good Human Sorcerer (5th Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 11
Dexterity- 14
Constitution- 14
Intelligence- 15
Wisdom- 16
Charisma- 14
I would be afraid to place rate myself. I think the character would be non-playable. Maybe a first level commoner!!!